I do not recommend breaking your ribs. It takes fuckn AGES for them to repair. Seriously it's 2026. Isn't there an app?
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@TheBreadmonkey It’s not fun, is it? As long as you don’t breathe, move, or laugh you’ll be fine. Luckily, on this website the latter is unlikely, so stick around… 😉
@TheBreadmonkey Not to mention, once broken, it's to easy to re-aggravate them. Simple bending over, like to pick up paper off the floor, the wrong way, for example.
@TheBreadmonkey Omg truth. I broke one stupid rib doing a workout (don't ask) and it was far more painful than expected.
Oh it hurts to breathe? SHAME.
JEEZ MAKE THIS A FIRMWARE UPDATE OR SOMETHING.
@TheBreadmonkey Feel for you. I did mine (again) perhaps 6 months back and just last week a bit of cartilage or something has started shifting around once more and makes me queasy each time it does.
@TheBreadmonkey Closest I've found is a nap, and that still takes forever.
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Feel better soon, broken ribs suck.