Things We Should Hear After the Blue Wave Editor at The Hegemonic Herald: Clearly we got it wrong, platforming bigoted extremists… So we’re hiring a bunch of humanitarian-minded Gen Z political analysts. Reporter interviewing women in Texas bar. One is wearing a Talarico T-shirt and the other a Gina Hinojosa pin. O Salt-of-the-Earth everywomen, could you please share pearls of wisdom on the real America? Journalist looking at laptop scratching beard: Hmm… maybe a MAGA Superdonor’s Slopcano site isn’t giving me the whole story. Mainstream TV talking heads show: Obviously Dems need to “reach across the aisle” and throw these criminals in prison. Aren’t we a nation of laws?