My date turned out to be a nutter. She randomly and very matter of factly blurted that she was psychic and could see dead people. And spent the date explaining what dead people were all around us and what they wanted. So I blocked her. Bet she didn't see that ghost coming.
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@fesshole I would very gladly trade places with this fesser at the date. When are you going to meet someone like that? Everyone else just like hyrox
@fesshole maybe you're dead and don't realise?
@fesshole Meanwhile, the wait staff at the restaurant are wondering why you ordered two dinners and keep rolling your eyes at the empty chair opposite you.
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Probably untrue, but very good punchline.