Just discovered I can see the TV from the toilet. Life will never be the same again.
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@TheBreadmonkey Hey the rest of us in this bar are OK with you watching from the toilet, but please spare us the sound effects, alright?
@TheBreadmonkey Can you reach the fridge?
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Pleez let me be among the first to congratulate you, Ben.
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And how long have you lived there?
@TheBreadmonkey Sir, this is a Wendy's.
@TheBreadmonkey wait until you can see it from someone else's toilet....
@TheBreadmonkey are you looking down? That's not the TV, Ben.
Definitely not for your family...
Ben. We just discovered that if I don't shut the door, I can make eye contact with whoever is sat on the couch through a gap in the banisters while I'm curling one under. Not that I was curling one under. But I could have been.
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I'm afraid to ask what the expression "curling one under" means 🫣
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It's a term for doing a poo that I once heard from a scouser, so imagine one of The Beatles saying it. I believe its origins are to do with extruding something under the U-bend of the toilet.
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English is such a beautiful language.
@TheBreadmonkey Remember to walk around a bit if your bum becomes numb or your legs fall asleep.
@TheBreadmonkey Ah, but you *can* see your phone from the toilet. Incorporate this into your data and plan your poops accordingly.
@TheBreadmonkey Finally the smell matches what's on the screen!