wore my Ennies medal to the grocery store and they let me go into the VIP section in the back where they keep the real produce, the kind of grapes so good they make you weep, a new kind of cantaloupe called God's Forgiveness, the sorta stuff you couldn't handle
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oh yeah, sorry, should have mentioned the obubliette
@signalstation Aw man I showed up and presented them with a fake Oscar statuette (made it out of chewing gum) and they said I could have even better stuff than "that Michael guy". And you know what? Dropped me straight in the oubliette.
I'm stuck here now scrolling Mastodon. And the grapes down here? Barely a 3/5 stars and that's me being a generous reviewer.