"While the servers we've returned to service initially remain healthy, we've observed that they can become unresponsive again once they begin receiving traffic."
The computer works fine as long as no one uses it.
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"As part of our investigation into the sustained traffic management imbalances, we’re reviewing traffic flows and affected infrastructure to identify opportunities to optimize routing. This includes verifying the reasons for service failures so we can develop specific actions to improve stability."
Back to square one.
I love that we're, what, 12-15 hours deep and it is very clear they have absolutely no fucking idea what has gone wrong, or why. Nor do they have any idea how to fix it.
I love this.
I love computers.
@MattHatton I only hope it's somehow AI's fault because that's even funnier
Have you tried turning it off?
Yes, and then I tried turning it ba ….
Oh gods no. That was your mistake.
UPDATE: "Our investigation has found that a process on the affected servers responsible for establishing secure connections becomes overwhelmed"
Servers are neurospicy.
"We're monitoring the affected servers in those locations to confirm whether they remain stable while handling a narrower set of connections"
We're helping the computers emotionally regulate.
"We’re applying infrastructure capacity improvements where possible in an effort to help support traffic in regions coming online. We’re continuing to monitor the results of changes applied so we can identify strategic actions that can help to improve service health across all affected regions."
1) MOAR TUBES
2) "We are watching the tubes closely"
“We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed that change is not taking as expected.”
lol and, may I say, lmao
