Post by @fesshole@mastodon.social

I reserve a special bottle of aftershave for whenever my wife pisses me off. I wear it after she's annoyed me because - as she knows - it's my ex-wife's favourite.

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αxel simon :pride_heart:

@axx@mstdn.fr 43 min. ago

@fesshole wow. 8 out 10 in pettiness in the fesscale.

The Snail On Two Wheels

@DearlyArt@mastodon.social 3 hr. ago

@fesshole An ex of mine married and started a family. He much later told me that when his wife suggested a baby name he didn't like he'd say 'Oh yes, Ex (me) LOVES that name!' so it'd be quietly dropped.

Anomalous Human

@JustToOdd@nerdculture.de 6 hr. ago

@fesshole Women everywhere are thankful this one is off the market

GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

@Eetschrijver@mastodon.social 7 hr. ago

@fesshole Dude. 🙄