I want the wife to leave me so I've been drinking salad cream straight from the bottle and making remarks about how refreshing Sally C is. Wife looks disgusted but not divorcing yet.
@fesshole You know, when I did not want to be married anymore, I did a thing… It is called filing for divorce. Highly recommend! Of course you could continue to take the cowardly passive aggressive way out, but you're going to waste a lot of time that way.
@fesshole Wouldn't it just be easier to get a prostitute for an hour?
@fesshole Cowboy the fuck up, tell her you're not happy and want a divorce, and stop emotionally abusing your wife so that you can avoid being (or even avoid confronting the feeling of being) the "bad guy" for leaving her.
@fesshole C U next Tuesday, weirdo. Just say you want a divorce. Because you come out of this sounding like a nutter.
May your veins clog with the salad cream of your little dick energy.
@fesshole She will staying because she thinks you’re going to be get crazy and obese. She has to care to you.
@fesshole Just tell her, you cowardly twit. 🙄
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She's going to get power of attorney over you.
@fesshole op may have to do something more extreme to get a result. Like actually saying the words 'I want a divorce'.