Post by @nixCraft@mastodon.social

RE: https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/117601659373052962

It is offical now. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang resigns after tech giant rocked by second affair allegation. Jensen Huang has resigned as CEO of tech giant Nvidia, the company's board says. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c6zjry11v8w1t

BBC News

Nvidia shares plunge as US tech giant's board reportedly weighs ousting CEO Jensen Huang - follow live

Board members meeting after US media reported that Huang allegedly had a second affair with an executive at his tech company.

nixCraft 🐧

@nixCraft@mastodon.social 11 hr. ago

NVIDIA Stocks plummeted again after the Jensen Huang had another affair with Nvidia VP Kimberly Powell. Nvidia has already launched an investigation into first affair between Huang and an alleged Chinese spy, Alice Huang. The FBI is also investigating it and now Nvidia board is getting ready to fire Jensen Huang. And here we thought AI will crash due to FOMO & overspending but real reason is lust. Lmao. He is corrupt to the core https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c6zjry11v8w1t

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Fairness4All

@closeted_unionist@mastodon.social 40 min. ago

@nixCraft Jebus. I still find it both sad and hilarious that a company's stock price is dictated by the horniness level of its ceo

Skjeggtroll

@skjeggtroll@mastodon.online 2 hr. ago

@nixCraft

Huang away?

... Great. Now I'm going to have _that_ song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

nixCraft 🐧

@nixCraft@mastodon.social 2 hr. ago

😂

This is the screenshot of NVIDIA’s stock from Google showing its share price at $150.98, down 13.09%, with a price chart, financial stuff and related stocks, and a news headline about CEO Jensen Huang resigns after tech giant rocked by second affair allegation.

Unix Monkey 🇨🇦

@rwsoft@mastodon.social 1 hr. ago

@nixCraft I wonder how much of the circular financing is going to start dragging other companies down with it

Salix 🇨🇿 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇮🇱 🇹🇼

@Salix@mastodonczech.cz 1 hr. ago

@nixCraft Probably the most expensive f___ing in whole history. 🤣 😂 😂 😂

Christoffer S.

@nopatience@swecyb.com 2 hr. ago

@nixCraft But I mean... say what you want about this whole... business, but if Nvidia "value" was hinged entirely on Jensen staying faithful to his wife, not engaging with ... foreign spies...

... then the hype has reached proportion I cannot appropriately comprehend.

How on earth could trillions of dollars... rely on such a tiny toothpick of foundational support?

:... I don't even. Flabbergasted. I mean I know these companies are entirely overvalued, but this? No... I genuinely didn't expect this.

Alejandro_P

@Alejandro_P@mathstodon.xyz 2 hr. ago

@nixCraft the AI bubble crash because of horny hahah