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@jeffjarvis@mastodon.social 12 hr. ago

For your benefit, the Google translation of a Süddeutsche Zeitung story. Bonus points for the image and byline.

Men
Standing
It's crystal clear that humanity won't disappear from the face of the earth because of climate change or artificial intelligence. Rather, as the Jensen Huang case demonstrates once again: because of the greatest conceivable weakness, the penis.

By Willi Winkler — Men Standing It's crystal clear that humanity won't disappear from the face of the earth because of climate change or artificial intelligence. Rather, as the Jensen Huang case demonstrates once again: because of the greatest conceivable weakness, the penis. By Willi Winkler

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@spdrnl@sigmoid.social 36 min. ago

@jeffjarvis I think we trust Willi on this.

@pangu@pixlb.de 2 hr. ago

@jeffjarvis the headline got crippeled here: “Stehend k.O.“ is “Knockout while standing”, a boxing terminus

@ujay68@mastodon.world 8 hr. ago

@jeffjarvis For reference: https://www.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/nvidia-jensen-huang-schwachstelle-mann-li.3577865

Süddeutsche.de

Affäre Jensen Huang: Nvidia? Stehend k.o.

Glasklar wird die Menschheit nicht wegen des Klimas oder der Künstlichen Intelligenz vom Erdboden verschwinden. Sondern, der Fall Jensen Huang zeigt es einmal mehr: wegen der größten anzunehmenden Schwachstelle, des Penis.

@Tejuino@mastodon.social 11 hr. ago

@jeffjarvis Now, that's a byline.

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@Felis_Catus_Domesticus@mastodon.cloud 12 hr. ago

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