replacing fuckboy is simple. great clown Tim Cook is in town. go see him, cheer you right up
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@davidgerard *cue mid 1980s Open University televised mathematics lecture theme music*
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1. i thought you were still joking and then i realised it's totally plausible and then i looked trump's profile up for the first time and i'm simultaneously shocked yet also unsurprised
2. when i found out truth.social was a mastodon instance a while back i laughed bc the guy still has to depend on software made by people who probably don't like him
@davidgerard I didn't THINK Tim Cook visited Epstein's island enough for Trump to like him this much.
@davidgerard comedy writers have a hard time keeping up with our president.
@davidgerard The wonders you can do with a gold paperweight.
Yeah, I'm not giving you the punch line, as I'd never insult myself that way.
@davidgerard Dont you think that wanting to replace him now is kind of.... sus...
I mean his first post on twitter was about open weights models and research IIRC. So is better to have a more usa private interest of keep the world in techno feudalism super power against free market that china wants.
i know i wrote this as a joke but
> Mr Trump wrote on Truth Social: “NOW THAT Nvidia CEO JENSEN HUANG, who has done a fantastic job, has resigned, there is only one man to take his place – TIM COOK of Apple. A Legend replaces a Legend!”