My mate pointed out that my current girlfriend has the same chin as the late Bruce Forsyth. Trouble is, he's right and I never really noticed. Now every time we have sex I imagine her saying "didn't you do well" in his voice. I think this relationship is doomed.
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@fesshole there is a very small subset of things you shouldn't say to people. Very small
@fesshole See if she'll give you a Brucey Bonus