@ai6yr You know their boss laughed before reprimanding them 😂

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yeah, they totally did that on purpose

@ai6yr "The service told the BBC that on the night in question, its crew had been carrying out checks of "specific roads, junctions and areas identified by officers on the ground"."

that's some jolly japing going on. Also, I now imagine this has set a new 'side quest' for the joy riding scallywags

@ai6yr The Evergiven (the ship that blocked the Suez Canal) was found to have a similar penis shaped path traced out in the waiting area before entering the canal.

@ai6yr oooofff 🤣
Yes there is a thing I learned recently about a special “test” or overview/oversight to make sure you aren’t doing something like this (particularly in product design/advertising/logo design…
Called the “d*ck & sw*st*ck* test” 🤣
Looks like we now need to remind pilots that this is a “thing” 🤣 (sure, there are those who would do it on purpose 🤣)

@ai6yr everyone that saw that deserves it

@ai6yr A jape old as time.

https://metro.co.uk/2025/02/27/school-tries-cover-huge-65-foot-penis-roof-visible-space-22634949/

@ai6yr I definitely don't know anyone who's ever done this with a US military aircraft

@ai6yr Austin Powers - Radar Jokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSOmYyNHpU

@ai6yr Just another case of cops being dicks.

Oh, and Penis Flight Path is my new band name. #IMNBN

@ai6yr ::stares deadpan at 4th wall::

@ai6yr It’s a saying as old as time: when you’re denying that your penis flight path was deliberate, you’re losing.

@ai6yr I sympathise with the man making the complaint, those things are LOUD at it was 23:00....in this era of drones do we need thunderous helicopters chasing traffic stops?
Also, everything I've seen of the Police leads me to believe the cock and balls was intentional
#ACAB

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I don't buy it.
They even got the tip and the pubic hair.