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I would like to encounter a tapir
@TheBreadmonkey @purplepadma Not in a spice bottling plant you wouldn’t. They clean knock you off your feet with a mere hint of a sniff of pepper.
@TheBreadmonkey @purplepadma You just gently give it a friendly tap there and a tap 'ere?
@TheBreadmonkey wait is this a "We Have Mr Topper at home" situation?
(You know Mr Topper, the hairdressing frog, right?)
@TheBreadmonkey there's still one on Goodge Street but they seem to have lost the frog mascot, perhaps realising that a famously hairless creature does not seem like a natural domain expert in the realm of hair management. Especially as he wore a top hat, implying that if he did have a haircut, he was embarrassed by it.
For men AND women? Has the planet gone mad? Why not just leave the women hairy like the olden days.
Of course. We're all taught it in schools.
@TheBreadmonkey I always thought those things were called Schnoozlebops. Thanks again gramps, you dick.
@TheBreadmonkey Our local zoo has just announced they will be offering tapir encounter experiences next year. My daughter and I are very excited to go.