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Jensen Huang: The Spy Who Shagged Me (allegedly)
and everyone’s known it since 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdiHDQe0_U4&list=UU9rJrMVgcXTfa8xuMnbhAEA - video
https://pivottoai.libsyn.com/20261110-jensen-huang-the-spy-who-shagged-me-allegedly - podcast
time: 7 min 35 sec
https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/11/10/jensen-huang-the-spy-who-shagged-me-allegedly/ - blog post
@passenger the youtube comments have been a shitshow of racist misogyny and a lotta commenters getting a ban
@davidgerard Was this a Trump administration leak? I'm getting they knew and didn't care, then sort of went, yeah, I guess we have to look like we care, *sigh* someone call the times
@dnkboston the US admin, the Chinese admin and Nvidia all wanted the chips to flow and Trump wanted to protect his good mate Jensen, now his protection is slipping. that's the actual story here.
the alleged spy girlfriend influencing Jensen? to do the thing he really wanted to do in the first place? come on now
@davidgerard @dnkboston I suspect that this is closer to correct than a lot of the reporting. IIRC Trump personally owns a very large chunk of NVIDIA stock. He very much likes Huang's make number go up skills
@davidgerard @dnkboston Jensen is the spy, his mistress is simply his coworker.
@davidgerard Infidelity is still, shockingly, more sexy than chips.
@davidgerard how do we get in on this china sending hot people to sleep with us thing?
@dysfun first, get one BEEEEELLION dollars
@davidgerard damnit, why do they insist on accepted accounting practices to IPO? i've got an ARR (Arse-Removed Rate) of a quadrillisquillion monopoly quid
@dysfun just use GAAP (Generally Arse Accepted Principles)
@davidgerard
So if this story is just normal everyday massive corruption and nonenforcement of rules by law enforcement, rather than a genuine spying case, does this mean I have to take back all my jokes about Jensen Huang having a fully agentic workflow?