I broke up with my first ex over an argument that started because he wouldn't make me a cup of tea. He had made one for himself. Zero regrets, he was a selfish pig.
@fesshole I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that OP is one of those people who, when visitors arrive at their house, won't accept no for an answer to their repeated offers of tea, and if it's near lunchtime (by coincidence), keeps saying things like "Can I get you anything?" as if they're the fucking maitre d' and you've already been seated with a menu for 15 minutes.
@fesshole I'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that OP is one of those people who, when visitors arrive at their house, won't accept no for an answer to their repeated offers of tea, and if it's near lunchtime (by coincidence), keeps saying things like "Can I get you anything?" as if they're the fucking maitre d' and you've already been seated with a menu for 15 minutes.