energy drinks are such a thoroughly american coded product (fuckton of sugar, fuckton of caffeine, sold to extreme sports fans and ravers) it's actually shocking the modern version was invented in austria of all possible places. it's like if you learned your classical composer neighbor who wears a three piece even at home and insists you address him by his academic title moonlights as a downhill mountain biker on weekends??
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@charlotte They would also secretly be a meth addict and probably wanted in more than one state for public indecency.
I mean, a stuck-up fool like this is clearly projecting a persona to hide something.
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> it's like if you learned your classical composer neighbor who wears a three piece even at home and insists you address him by his academic title moonlights as a downhill mountain biker on weekends??
Way more likely than they would have you think.