We'd seen a TV programme where a doctor drew lines on a patient where they were going to cut for some plastic surgery. Our dad was asleep on a Sunday afternoon after 5 pints of lunch. Pentel weren't lying about their markers being permanent. The marks stayed for days.
@fesshole If he's getting that pissed while being responisble for the care of small children, getting drawn on is a relatively good outcome. What a plonker.