Post by @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

Ben

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 1 hr. ago

I don't know either

It was in my head. Definitely the first person to think of this joke I have superimposed (badly) an image of a jar of Hellmanns Mayonnaise (the kind with the eggs in 🤮) onto an image of the new rubbish Hellboy from The Crooked Man. I know we all want so much to like it. Maybe I'll try and give it another go. But it made me feel sad the first time around. It's like someone cast me as Hellboy and I played it as Fozzy Bear. Not without a certain charm but not what you want from your friendly neighbourhood demon hunter. Wakka wakka.

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Seiðr

@Illuminatus@mstdn.social 37 min. ago

@TheBreadmonkey My mate Hellboy wouldn't touch Hellman's with a ten foot pole. He's a Kewpie guy because he's a connoisseur.

Vive Levant

@Vive_Levant@masto.bike 1 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey I don’t get your point (in the alt) about the eggs. Mayonnaise is made with egg yolk or it’s not mayonnaise.

Ben

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 53 min. ago

@Vive_Levant

Vegan mayo

Vive Levant

@Vive_Levant@masto.bike 2 min. ago

@TheBreadmonkey I, for one, doesn’t support this way of naming things. If it’s not initiated with egg yolk, Dijon mustard, a pinch of salt, manually emulsified sunflower oil and stabilized with a cautious pour of red wine vinegar then it’s not Mayonnaise. Call it what you want.

What then ? Carbonara is a cream, mushrooms and bacon sauce ? (We have a Carbonara war raging in France between heretics and we, the righteous ones, defending the egg yolk/peccorino/guanciale recipe.)
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surdfish

@surdfish@beige.party 34 min. ago

@TheBreadmonkey @Vive_Levant

Like this?

Some absolute warlock on the photoshop touched up Ben's fabulous original artwork (hope you don't mind, Ben!) to show what's possible when you free your mind from the usual categories. Here's the same, sad, hornlorn Hellboy gazing wistful as ever over and beyond the very nearly same jar of mayo, SAVE! it's the new and improved HECKMANN'S with 100% creme eggs!!

I have no idea whether Cadbury's creme eggs are even vegan; I'm just so proud I figured out how to superimpose a couple of them sugary delights over the hen's output. — Some absolute warlock on the photoshop touched up Ben's fabulous original artwork (hope you don't mind, Ben!) to show what's possible when you free your mind from the usual categories. Here's the same, sad, hornlorn Hellboy gazing wistful as ever over and beyond the very nearly same jar of mayo, SAVE! it's the new and improved HECKMANN'S with 100% creme eggs!! I have no idea whether Cadbury's creme eggs are even vegan; I'm just so proud I figured out how to superimpose a couple of them sugary delights over the hen's output.

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@Kierkegaanks@beige.party 1 hr. ago

@TheBreadmonkey hellmansboy