The most insecure men in the world
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I am SO MANLY. Please believe me. I love diesel and fertilisation. I've never even seen a doily.
@TheBreadmonkey What's a doily?
🎶 Doily! I just wanna say I'm sorry
But Doily I'm too scared to pick up the phone
To hear you've found another lover to patch up our broken home
Doily I'm still trying to write that love song
Doily it's more important to me now you're gone
Maybe it will prove that we were right
Or ever prove that I was wrong 🎶
@TheBreadmonkey I'm so manly I don't even know what a doily is. Get on my level, soy boy
@babe @TheBreadmonkey is it weird that so many folks in the US farm soy? And that is the derogatory term du jour? Just me?
@TheBreadmonkey I have got you, Ben https://makezine.com/article/craft/nathan_vincents_manly_doilies/
@TheBreadmonkey You’ve NEVER SEEN A DOILY?! Then you are merely a boy. The doily is a right of passage. You have to see a doily and feel ABSOLUTELY NOTHING towards it - and only then can you become a real Man.
@TheBreadmonkey too bad. Now you've seen a very tiny very cute doily.
@TheBreadmonkey You called?