Jason Lefkowitz @jalefkowit@hachyderm.io · activity timestamp 2 hr. ago https://theonion.com/entenmanns-ceo-announces-he-happy-to-share-donut-secrets-with-chinese-spies-in-exchange-for-sex/ Read more Read less Translate Translate alt Entenmann’s CEO Announces He Happy To Share Donut Secrets With Chinese Spies In Exchange For Sex Entenmann’s CEO Announces He Happy To Share Donut Secrets With Chinese Spies In Exchange For Sex The Onion Entenmann’s CEO Announces He Happy To Share Donut Secrets With Chinese Spies In Exchange For Sex IRVING, TX— Revealing his openness to disclosing sensitive corporate information if properly incentivized, Entenmann’s CEO Larry Dunford announced Monday that he was happy to share donut-related secrets with Chinese spies in exchange for sex. “I’ll tell you whatever you want to know: recipes, ingredients, how we get the powdered sugar to stay on, you name […] Reply Boost Quote Like More actions Copy link Flag this post Block
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Bobsee @Bobsee@hachyderm.io · activity timestamp 2 hr. ago @jalefkowit Can’t overstate the value of great pastry. It’s what I grew up with. Read more Read less Translate Translate Reply Boost Quote Like More actions Copy link Flag this comment Block
@jalefkowit Can’t overstate the value of great pastry. It’s what I grew up with.