The Ethereum Foundation is officially a corporate suicide cult
Now with Nazis!
by Amy Castor and David Gerard
CONTENT WARNING: this edition discusses corporate inducements to suicide, Nazis, and cryptocurrency
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJSiilcSjpY&list=UU9rJrMVgcXTfa8xuMnbhAEA - video
https://pivottoai.libsyn.com/20261109-the-ethereum-foundation-is-officially-a-corporate-suicide-cult - podcast
time: 11 min 26 sec
youtube comment:
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Let me go full German employee on this:
I have reviewed the Source Seppuku License clause and, as a diligent employee, I raise the following points:
1) specification of the sword. The clause states that the Foundation shall "fall on its own sword," but does not specify which part of the sword. Please clarify in writing whether this refers to the blade, the hilt, or the sword's roadmap. Ambiguity in critical clauses is how we ended up with forks.
2) Equipment provision. Since all employees are bound by this clause, the Foundation must supply each employee with a properly sized sword, covered under the standard equipment budget. Please note that a letter opener cannot be considered an acceptable substitute, and "bring your own sword" would be a conflict of interest above the $500,000 threshold.
Also, please confirm that sword maintenance counts as work time, and that a failed mainnet upgrade does not trigger the clause retroactively.
Respectfully yours,
A Concerned Contributor