Perhaps men should not be in leadership positions because they are distracted by sexy ladies too easily.*
*This is a parody of red scare anti-gay notions and only 1/3 serious or about current events.
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There is a wise saying that every man knows but so many ignore. “Never let your pecker be your pilot.”
@futurebird If anyone ever asks me to be CEO of something, I shall henceforth reply with "Alas, I cannot. For the sexy ladies, they are too distracting." and then gallop away into the distance.
No no no she really likes you for you, and your cool leather jacket, she sees your sensitive siiiiide... OMG
@futurebird I bet he’s already given up the leather jacket.
@futurebird The jackets *are* pretty cool.
@futurebird Man, I know better than to believe a single thing a woman says to me about me, escort or not. It's not personal or damning. Just the way it is.
@futurebird looking forward to shareholders demanding eunich CEOs
@futurebird it's a zero-day vulnerability.