Just found out about Squonks. Why did none of you tell me about Squonks? #squonks
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@Nickiquote Squonks to the left of me. Squonks to the right. Stuck in the middle with you.
@Nickiquote Be the squonk you want to see in the world.
- How do Squonks reproduce?
- Same as the rest of us.
- But they find themselves repulsive, and presumably therefore find the opposite sex Squonk repulsive, and yet they still have sex?
- Like I said, same as the rest of us.
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social I missed Squonkapalooza this year 😟
@Nickiquote Because they're dismal killjoys, and there are only about 300 left, mostly in New Sylvania and Hadenosa.
Gentlemen, welcome to Squonk Club. The first rule of Squonk Club is: you do not talk about Squonk Club. The second rule of Squonk Club is: you DO NOT talk about Squonk Club! Third rule of Squonk Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the squonk is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a squonk. Fifth rule: one squonk at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Squonk Club, you have to squonk.
@amiserabilist @Nickiquote @log Oh dear. I’ve got The Hale and Pace early 90s comic relief song stuck in my head now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t62C-e3QfOA&feature=youtu.be
HALE AND PACE - COMIC RELIEF - THE STONK - 1991
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It’s the Squonky Tonk cryptids, that gimme, gimme, gimme the Squonky Tonk Blues.
Grand Squonk Railroad.
@Nickiquote Willy Squonka.
Squonkadelic.
Free Your Mind And Your Squonk Will Follow
@pikesley @Nickiquote The squonker bus is coming, and everyone is jumping…
@BenCotterill @pikesley @Nickiquote
Damn you, Ben. Damn you to hell.
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Out there in the Pennsylvania wilderness, it's squonk or be squonked