Post by @jerry@infosec.exchange

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Today is day 11,320 of being married and still no extra-marital affairs with Chinese spies.
Perhaps something is wrong with me?

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webhat

@webhat@infosec.exchange 8 hr. ago

tekhedd

@tekhedd@byteheaven.net 8 hr. ago

kajer

@kajer@infosec.exchange 8 hr. ago

picture of rack shelving unit's foot, but hidden behind a black/yellow caution stripe protector.

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Tinker ☀️

@tinker@infosec.exchange 9 hr. ago

@jerry - You may present as a well adjusted and happy man and therefore are a hard target.

Try honeypotting it up.
- Get a convertable coup
- Take T supplements and HGH and get a personal trainer
- Wear a leather jacket with aviators
- Get a spray tan and (this part is important) wear your wedding ring DURING the spray tan and then take it off afterwards to really accent the tan lines
- Start hanging out in college bars
- Have a bunch of pictures of a random new apartment that you got after your "recent divorce" and be prepared to show it to anyone you talk to. Bonus points if it has silk sheets and a view of the beach!
- And finally namedrop a bunch of govt contracts and mention all the juicy consulting gigs you have and how you have access to all the core data and systems.

(You got the beach part down... just pretend it's not a healthy and intentional decision on your part)

You got this. You'll pick up a grifter or spy in no time!

CarmenSD11235

@CarmenSD11235@infosec.exchange 3 hr. ago

@tinker @jerry my buddy told me how he was on a business trip and in the middle of the night, a hot Russian blonde chick knocked on his door and asked if he wanted to have some fun. He said he knew he was a pretty dull, boring looking engineer and he is married so he told her to go away. The funny thing was that he said he had no interest in her and was actually pretty annoyed for having been woken up. Just as he was falling asleep, there was more knocking on the door. This time it was a brunette. He was getting really pissed at this point, told her no and slammed the door in her face. As he was falling asleep, there was knocking again. This time it was a young man. He felt somewhat bad for the guy but he lost his temper and screamed at him. He yelled that he needed to go to his boss and tell him nobody was getting info out of him that night because he was happily married and he was pissed off at this point because the only thing he wanted was sleep.