I'm still not sure about blowjob etiquette. Is it ok to ask "is this foreplay, or to the finish? If it's the latter, knock yourself out! But if it's foreplay, well... firstly, I'm already hard, it's a bit redundant, and second: the longer you go on the shorter the sex will be"
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@fesshole Read this in my head in the voice of David Mitchell.
@fesshole Nah, brah, the longer that goes on, the longer your mouth will be busy later. I will not be hearing further oral arguments.
@fesshole You know, sex doesn’t have to stop just because one person reaches an orgasm. Try another move, have a drink of water, and get back in there, champ! You can come back in the second half!
@fesshole I'd like to bring up the admittedly novel notion of talking to your sex partner. You know, with words. I know, very icky-poo. But it has many upsides.
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Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us
@fesshole they don't teach kids anything worthwhile in school nowadays
@fesshole Of course, it's ok to ask. Talk to your partner!
@fesshole you shouldn’t put your dick in someone’s mouth if you’re not comfortable asking them simple questions
@fesshole No, we meant any questions about the job you just interviewed for.
@fesshole Sir, this is Halfords
@fesshole "Conversation! Conversation! Conversatioooon! That's what you need!"
(Apologies to Roy Castle)