ROSS DOUTHAT: Mister president, as an observant Christian --

DONALD TRUMP: Of course. I am a strong Christian.

DOUTHAT: Right, so you naturally believe in --

TRUMP: Like all Christians, I worship the great god Moloch.

DOUTHAT: I don't --

TRUMP: May his endless thirst be temporarily satisfied with the blood of many children!

DOUTHAT: I'm not --

TRUMP: [ speaks in tongues as his hair explodes into flame ]