I'd rather scoop out my brain with a rusty garden claw, but thanks
![A spam email I received.
Subject: Meet other software company founders
Body:
Hi Jason,
I'm inviting you to The Founders Club. Looks like you're building something really cool with Rogue Repairman and I'd love to intro you to some of the other software company founders we've got in there.
Everyone in there is doing 7 to 9 figures, and most of the value is day to day: member chats that are always going, a monthly online mastermind, and sessions with people like Mark Cuban and Kevin O'Leary. Then there are the retreats and the annual conference, and members get a ton of exclusive perks on top.
If you'd like to join would Monday or Tuesday next week work for a 15-minute chat?
Chris [ REDACTED ]
Founder
P.S. If the invite doesn't sound like it'd be a good fit for you, just shoot me a quick note and I won't reach out about this again.](https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/117/587/962/474/135/055/original/f5526fedafc0ae07.png)
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@jalefkowit I am incandescent with rage at how the AI email-generators have found a literally infinite number of ways to phrase "reply no to opt out" so that it is impossible to filter.
@jalefkowit Dox them. What's the domain, I'd like to add them to my blacklist
@jalefkowit oh i got one of these too. when i directly asked "is this a real invitation to a genuine club, or are you just trying to get me to agree to some kind of paid subscription?" they quit emailing me :D
@Viss I knew it was spam right away, because nobody who was actually familiar with my business would think I had something really cool going on
Oh I get to meet a bunch of assholes? Where do I sign
@jalefkowit at your proctologist? XD
@jalefkowit I like Jason Jason. Like Lisa Lisa. Now you just need to sing with really nasal melodrama.