Before hooking up with the hot lady you met at the tech conference, think: "Does she have the hots for me because I'm a billionaire CEO, or is it because of my styling leather jacket"?
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Garth Brooks, Digging for Gold:
There're always questions in the heart of millionaires
Would she make heartfelt promises if the money was not there
That's obviously incorrect.
@Perrin42 @theorangetheme Ha, will have to listen to that.
I once heard a horrible woman (young, attractive, but horrible) talking with her horrible friends about "needing to get married again because my lifestyle need another alimony payment"
This was followed by some racist friend of their showing up advocating genocide for a number of ethnic groups 🤢
(this was in a millionaire's neighborhood)
@theorangetheme Costly lesson for a Mr. Bill Gates, it appears
@ai6yr @theorangetheme Yes, that process performed an illegal operation and had to be shut down.
https://vk4msl.com/2021/05/04/if-a-marriage-certificate-were-a-windows-application/
@ai6yr sorry about another bsky post, but here’s a “training” video parody teaching OpenAI employees to watch out for corporate spies and that “real women don’t ask software engineers for sex”. It predates the nvidia thing.
https://bsky.app/profile/riana.bsky.social/post/3mztdh2vg4s2j
@bolderbekah LOL can't get in without logging in
But here's the YouTube 😂
Romance might be dead, but corporate espionage is thriving ❤️
YouTube
@ai6yr @bolderbekah Oooh boy.
That sense of humor raised soooooo many red flags, on so many levels.
@ai6yr OR: Am I working on a project that our enemies would love to compromise or steal?
But first and foremost: When has a super hot chick ever sidled up to me and stared into my eyes like that?
@ai6yr Get the pre-nup before your IPO....
*** having been at many tech conferences, it's not unheard of (but somewhat rare) to see nametag-based attempted pickups going on (ie I have seen/heard "oh, that's CEO-of-such-and-such company, I am going to go flirt with him")
@ai6yr wat? I’ve been to many tech conferences and this would not occur to me. Eww.
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org It is definitely not because I'm a billionaire CEO. Hooray!
@ai6yr my what a large GPU you have
I'm flattered you noticed but no, my pocket is just full of DRAMs
@ai6yr Also, ask: "is she my wife?" And then don't bang her if she isn't.