Post by @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

Hmm, wonder if "CEO may have an affair with a spy and cut $330 billion from our market value" is in the risks outlined in the quarterly report. 🤪

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samiamsam

@samiamsam@mastodon.social 6 min. ago

@ai6yr

lol

Taran Rampersad

@knowprose@mastodon.social 44 min. ago

@ai6yr A Huang wanging Huang risk?

Michael Gemar 🇨🇦

@michaelgemar@cosocial.ca 2 hr. ago

@ai6yr That’s a forward-looking statement that probably wasn’t covered.

Pseudo Nym

@pseudonym@mastodon.online 2 hr. ago

@ai6yr

This really should have been a Table Top exercise scenario.

#infosec

Carolyn

@CStamp@mastodon.social 2 hr. ago

@ai6yr So his public apology didn’t help, huh?

Hope he’s looking for a new job or has enough to retire.

tlariv

@tlariv@hachyderm.io 2 hr. ago

@CStamp
He's got enough for all of us to retire.
@ai6yr

AI6YR Ben

@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org 2 hr. ago

@tlariv @CStamp Between $150 billion and $200 billion net worth, no one should cry for him. Although probably split that in half if his wife decides the "had an affair" is worth dealing with the divorce.

tlariv

@tlariv@hachyderm.io 2 hr. ago

@ai6yr
"Had an affair whose national security implications mean that everyone you meet for the rest of your life will already know he cheated on you assuming they ever read the news" is probably worth it.
@CStamp

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