I put my parents through hell, getting brought home by the police because me and my friends had a fire extinguisher fight. Then later stealing their vehicles at night and going joy riding with friends

Now I don't even like driving my new Durango at night, and when we have kids, the keys will be locked in a safe 🤣

I used to "mission impossible" and grab my parents keys they kept under their pillow, then my friends pushed the car down the road before I started it

This is why I'm so boring now 😭