today is the important day of the year where i bleed the radiators. like a medieval physician employed at the court of the boiler. i have a wadded rag of fabric and this special brass implement which i twist. i have to ensure the 4 humors of the central heating system are in balance: clear water, rusty water, methane, and some kind of fluming effluvium. i think the rusty water represents blood, but don't take my word for it, i'm not an expert. speak to a bearer of the crest of the hound of wales
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@jk The bearer of the crest is never in when I call, or can't make it over to London, so I have to struggle on myself, untrained, ignorant, fearful.
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my pipes are phlegmatic
my boiler is bilious
its manifold melancholy
and all its sensors sanguine;
o pray humor me
with humidity
and heat.