Well, the transporter works.
#monsterdon Yoda is going to be so disappointed in how poorly they do in this cave.
#monsterdon The flying lizard sounds like an RC plane.
But why? Why would it make that noise?
That is stupid.
#monsterdon So, why does the cyclops knight of Ni even want Kor to marry his sister?
He's a wandering fighter with no riches or title, right?
#monsterdon Maybe the cyclops sister is really nice.
Maybe Kor is the jerk here.
#monsterdon Mmmm.... Chocolate.
Mermaids are always hanging out on rocks.
I appreciate the effort to look sexy to us humans, but imagine how she must have gotten up there. Dragging herself across the dry rocks.
#monsterdon You can tell he's a true hero by the way he whistles for a mob of destitute kids in rags to do his fighting for him.
#monsterdon This is just a crazy melee between people off all different costumes.
I have no idea which factions are with which side.
#monsterdon Wizard battles are always like this.
Just make your hands glow and then direct the grow at the other guy.
It's really boring, actually.
#monsterdon "We all need someone, but I just wonder if that someone isn't already within ourselves."
Yeah, ok, old man. I'll just run this entire kingdom all by myself, then.
#monsterdon So he just randomly walks off into the distance. For no real reason. To no real destination.
Wow, how deep and meaningful. Really makes you think.