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Ultraman vs the Slightly Naughty Spiky Dog! No, get off the carpet!
Monster doesn't really do anything, UM just wrassles it until out of charge. The suit's pretty great, other than the back legs being visible, they shoulda got a little person to do it.
Are we supposed to like this very stiff goober kid, & Miss Titties there?
WHAT THE FUCK back-masking albino Wookiee Colfax‽
Wizard's room is kinda Bed Bath & Beyond-ish, but fog machine makes up for a lot.
AND NOW, BELOVED PEASANT VILLAGE UNDER ATTACK! "We ride inta town all a whoopin an a hollerin', whippin every one of 'em to an inch a their lives!"
Nobody actually fights with their weapons, just waves them in the wrong direction.
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Wandering idiot hero just instantly murders a bunch of goons.
"Why not stay in Axon? It's a fine kingdom. Except when evil wizards rule it."
SIR BINFACE! Finally the bad guys have someone cool!
"OH NO I AM BEATEN!" said no evil wizard ever. He zapped Dingus, now Anakin (Skywalker?) has to serve him.
Why did the dead king have both good & evil wizard advisors anyway? PICK ONE LANE.
The weedy phantom "knight" was pathetic, but now hot witch chick gonna seduce him? Just random scenes.
Kor & Colfax just wandering in woods shouting "SIMON!" is so sad, nobody will play "SAYS" with them?
Hey, dumbass wizard boy, don't take faerie drinks. See the power of black magci!
This sacrifice scene would be cool if it was attached to a plot in any way, or if the chimera(?) did anything.
Hey, a kaiju suit! FUCK YEAH!
IT WAS AN AGE OF MAGIC. IT WAS AN AGE OF SORCERY, which is the same thing but cooler. AN AGE OF CHAOS, like pretty much all ages.
WIZARDS FOUGHT AGAINST WIZARDS, AND WARRIOR AGAINST WARRIOR. It actually goes better if you swap, squishy wizards weak to sword.
FOR THE GREAT SWORD OF POWER, which makes lightsaber noises!
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Is this whole intro the movie, or some other movie?
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