If I were a billionaire I would eat so many crisps
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@TheBreadmonkey I’d eat those salted dried seaweed squares. You buy loads of them in this foil and plastic packet that weighs precisely 0g and you eat them in zero time as well and they are like green crack to me. 🤤 soooooo delicately crispy and salty seaside flavoured. Like a mollusc’s butt maybe. Idk, fishyish; (wow what a word ‘fishyish’ I like it!) and it just melts after the initial crunch. Mmmmmmm.
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Oh god I just behaved like a giant weirdo on the internet again. 🌝
@TheBreadmonkey I promised myself I would eat as many crisps as I liked when I was an adult. My first job was at Bookers. I bought boxes and boxes of Space Raiders for cheap. Follow your dreams.
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And if I were a billionaire, Ben, I can assure you that I, for one, would weigh a heckuva lot moar than I with now.
In fact, that's the main reason I'm NOT a billionaire.
It's hard enough managing my weight as a pauper.
Bong hits 4 NOT being a billionaire.