Oh I didn't realise it was Pretend to be Good Person Sunday.

You can tell who are pretending to be good people because they wear these red poppy things to distinguish themselves from other people.

Basically, you wear one of those poppies and it supposedly makes it look like you care about things but you should never mention current war crimes like what is happening in Gaza and you shouldn't mention the UK's support and enabling of the genocide there or anywhere. Instead you just wear a poppy and just walk about a bit.

Or, like BBC presenters, you wear a poppy and look like a smug twat.

It happens every year I am told.