Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Furby Galaxy Edition. Back when I was a kid, we didn't have these crazy intergalactic Furbies. We had the original that would whisper in your ear at night that it will kill you in your sleep, and your parents refused to believe you.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSKV4STH/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_MXYN6RJ370N7X3FZRTC5?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=314dc7244112bc3d9e9c88ad143a2289&gaOptInStatus=true
Somewhere in the world, a boomer saw this post and clenched his fist at the thought of a Furby being too woke.