new person: [mentions needing help with linux]
friend: "siina is our greybeard, she uses gentoo"
new person: "she is hot and posts nudes and knows more about linux than most people? scary."
friend: "scary and hot is her thing, yeah. just wait until you hear stories of her time as a dominatrix or when she was in forensics"
new person: "i... don't know how to feel now. she is too powerful"
me: "hello i was summoned"
new person: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"