@ariadne apparently S3 (and similar) object storage can host static sites. I'm tempted to try that, especially as the hackerspace here has Ceph running (though I would need to ask if such features are expected to work there, and what the situation with certificate look like). But, with the current scourge of the internet, and object storage being billed per usage, I wonder how much it would end up costing...

in this case: i have made some background textures and stuff for my website, but integrating them into the micro.blog theme system has been unpleasant