I love "shell2shell".

CVE 11 exploit:

if you have a root shell... you have a root shell. this is more than a tautology, this is a fundamental observation. you're not just a computer user anymore... you're a systems administrator. you alone can unlock the spiral and meet the goblins, use this power wisely

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ah yes. superduperintelligence achieved