Around age 9, at a family get-together, an uncle 'informed' me that martini is actually the plural and the singular is martinus. Years later I offered that up as a fact to a girl I was trying to impress. Thanks uncle, you twat.
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@fesshole It's pronounced "martANUS".
@fesshole "martinus" is just an antiquated Latin way of saying "martino", as modern people do
@fesshole hahaha am I your uncle?
@fesshole this reminds me of a good joke.
A Roman Centurion walks up to the bar.
Centurion: I'll have a Martinus.
Bartender: You mean a martini?
Centurion: No! If I wanted a double, I'd have said so!
@fesshole It’s funny because it’s technically true.
@fesshole Daddying adequately.
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