Literature professor here. Much like the Frenchman who spoke prose for 40 years without knowing it, today I learned that I have been making dingleberries my entire adult life without knowing the word 'dingleberry': it means dried faeces stuck to anal hair.
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@fesshole But you do know the meaning of the word "bidet"?
@fesshole Time to explore other use-cases for paper…
Should you feel uncomfortable with paper that is not book-bound and written on, I suggest sourcing a second-hand copy of ‘The art of the deal’ and starting with that until you feel comfortable using more specialised paper to wipe your arse
@fesshole someone needs to add a copy of Roger's Profanisauraus to their literary library.
@fesshole I’ve always preferred the word fartleberry.
@fesshole we would have also.acceptes Tagnuts.
@fesshole Par ma foi ! Je vous suis le plus obligé du monde de m'avoir appris cela.
@fesshole I thought those were "dags"?
@fesshole The alternative word that comes to mind, is ‘musk’