ears: too big for the head
tail: too long
eyes: too big for the face
body: tiny, and yet... fat?
voice: like a waring priest casting summoning spells
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@futurebird that’s how they getcha
mouth: tiny, but opens like a steamer chest, full of pointy teeth
@futurebird this is libel! Lawer up #PicaTheCat!
@futurebird how strange a duck, to have a chest full of teeth ...
@futurebird it's almost like the iconic "The Luggage" steamer-trunk from Terry Pratchett's Discworld. The one with a lot of centipede-like human feet, and I think it ate or intimidated someone in some book, idk, kind of shameful that I haven't read all his books; I could do that easily soon; I've liked what I've read.
paws: too small, soft and yet they can pin a grown man to the couch for HOURS