Post by @sky@mastodon.schub.social

Sky Schubert

@sky@mastodon.schub.social 18 min. ago

apple "intelligence" and its Shortcut summaries you can't turn off are truly the peak of computer use

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A screenshot of an iOS Shortcut. It's a "Log Health Sample" action, tracking 400 mL (that's milliliters) of water consumption

Screenshot of the aforementioned Shortcut's summary. It reads, and I quote in full: "Logs 400 megaliters of water in health"

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mhoye but seasonally spooky

@mhoye@cosocial.ca 16 min. ago

@sky Does it not have questions for you, at this point? Like, are you drowning. Are you a humpback whale or perhaps a newly built Olympic swimming venue.

Sky Schubert

@sky@mastodon.schub.social 15 min. ago

@mhoye I no longer consume the ocean, I AM THE OCEAN

mhoye but seasonally spooky

@mhoye@cosocial.ca 15 min. ago

@sky Don't tell anyone or a terrible person will try to rename you.

Sky Schubert

@sky@mastodon.schub.social 13 min. ago

@mhoye at least i'm not cool enough to be useful for cooling genAI datacenters