New favourite conspiracy theory just dropped:
Rocks are actually squishy but have anxiety so they tense up when you touch them.
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@Willow Right?
(also I lowkey adore conspiracy theories like this where it hurts nothing but adds a lil whimsy and fun haha)
@Willow@chaosfem.tw 😁
@MsHearthWitch There's a medical misdiagnosis joke in here but I'll just mark it down as "stress"