Aged 14, I began to record my farts (announcing the number of each) on a dictaphone, MP3 recorder and now iPhone. I am nearing my 50k milestone. No one knows about my collection. My twins (boy and girl) are nearly 14. Who takes over curation and maintenance of my collection?
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@fesshole "75 years ago, your grandfather recorded a message for the future. Before we play it, what do you think he might have wanted us to hear so many years later?"
@fesshole "Diane, we've reached the jubilee."
@fesshole Dad, stop. We already told you no-one's interested in your "legacy". 🤮
@fesshole OP should check if there's a known number of farts scientifically proven to be healthy or so. I mean, who studied this? It def sounds interesting (for someone).
And I mean it 🤣
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The sounds recorded should be correlated with health status - a medical doctor could make a PhD project out of this.
Older examples may sound 'wetter' and go rapidly down hill approaching your terminal day on earth.
I remember a line of advice, I think it was Graeme Garden who said, "After 70, never trust a fart".