My wife has had "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel stuck in her head for months. She doesn't know it's because I write shopping lists and SMS's to the catchy rhythm. *Rice pudding, cheddar cheese, selection pack of black teas…
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@fesshole just talk to her fully open
@fesshole I feel like I've read this fess before. Is this a repost?
@fesshole this slipped i to my brain, but somehow with the words to Vogue. They fit the patter and i may be ruined for life
@fesshole
🎵 Ball games, gold chains, wosnames and at a push some Trevor Francis tracksuits from a mush in Shepherds Bush
@fesshole Trouble in the Suez.
@fesshole She's going to get you back one of these days with "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)."
@Rob_T_Firefly @fesshole "I'd like two gravy fries and a lager, and now we're even"
@fesshole Oh, we do "baby's going swimmin'" to the same tune.
@fesshole We didn't start the text. We were always texting since the world's been... erm... been...
dammit.
@fesshole Premier league twattery.