I used to work as a clairvoyant and fortune reader. But I got bored with how incredibly easy it was to mislead and bullshit everyone. So now I mislead and bullshit everyone from my insurance marketing job instead.
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I used to work as a clairvoyant and fortune reader. But I got bored with how incredibly easy it was to mislead and bullshit everyone. So now I mislead and bullshit everyone from my insurance marketing job instead.
@fesshole *waves hands mysteriously* I predict some people will not realise that this was written as a joke.