The whiplash of yesterday’s vote for the right wing was, thankfully, captured in real time via Zack Hoyt’s livestream. Hoyt, better known as Asmongold, is a disgusting Warcraft player with rotten teeth who streams from the decaying innards of his late mother’s house in Texas. His bombed out gamer nest is so full of trash and detritus that he once confessed to using the decomposing corpse of a dead rat as an alarm clock, the smell of it cooking in the sun waking him up every morning. He spends his days ranting on Twitch about jailing immigrants and exterminating Palestinians, happy to dance for tips from his rabid audience of racist children and violent extremists. Hoyt is Gamgerate’s Private Teruo Nakamura, Japan’s last Imperial soldier, who finally surrendered and gave up fighting WWII in 1979. Like Nakamura, Hoyt is wasting his miserable, worthless life waging a forgotten war years after it was lost. Hoyt will assuredly and rightfully be relegated to the dustbin of history, once the fever that has consumed this country for the last decade finally breaks. His viewers will graduate middle school and learn that girls will actually talk to them if they shower every day and they’ll forget all about the sad ghoul they used to watch on their iPads. And, last night, Hoyt seemed to suddenly realize all of this.