Peanut butter, banana, and black coffee make a thick sludge together. That sludge makes an excellent sauce for both pizza and pancakes according to my husband, who's tolerably sane on other matters.
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@fesshole Oh you bet your ass I’m gonna try this
@fesshole Does he expect you to witness him ingesting this??
@fesshole long ago, we revoked America's New Food Invention license. (The tipping point was of course those awful orange slices of cheese rubber.)
IF your husband is American, and
IF he is far from any food production company, in the privacy of his own home, for his own consumption,
THEN this practice *may* be acceptable.
I'd still divorce him but.
@fesshole
I don't wanna yuck somebody's yum but I'm gonna go barf in the trash.
@fesshole I’m an Italian American who doesn’t usually get offended by weird pizzas (pineapple is fine, folks) but this has me upset.
@fesshole On a good day I could tolerate the though of that thing making it on top of a pancake (and I mean a good drinking day). No amount of ethilic intoxication would be enough to tolerate the idea of spreading it on top of a pizza though.